5.28 “Long-Distance Lovers”
Young couple Blair (Mae Whitman) and Augie (Darren Criss) reach out for advice from Fiona (Lisa Kudrow) concerning their long-distance cyber relationship.
5.29 “Losing Followers”
During a session with Blair and Augie, Fiona discovers that the couple is having relationship problems.
5.30 “Closer When We’re Apart”
Fiona is stunned to discover that Blair and Augie think they can solve their problems without her.
It’s so funny that you say that because I’m writing bottom!Kurt as we speak. :)
For the anon who requested “ND party, they’re all playing truth or dare and someone dares Kurt to make Blaine come. Kurt is reluctant because of PDA but some ND guy makes a joke about roles or masculinity and Blaine goes all white knight and Kurt gets irritated so he kind of shoves him up against the wall and Blaine gets really turned on and everything else is up to you?” I think I got pretty close to all that? Not quite as exhibition-y as you probably wanted, though. ;)
“Those two are so vanilla I’m about to unleash some ice cream cones on y’all, comprende?” Santana shouts, drunk as a skunk.
Kurt rolls his eyes and adjusts his arm a little farther around Blaine’s waist. Apparently they’ve reached the Make Fun of Kurt and Blaine portion of the evening.
“Seriously. I bet they schedule that shit months in advance, position and duration and all,” she goes on, and several of the guys titter, and really—is this necessary?
Blaine frowns. “We do not!” He points. “And even if we did, it’s none of your business.”
“Oh, yeah?” Puck chuckles. “Prove it then, Hummel. Take care of your man.”
Aww, thank you! I don’t see the point of hating anything but hate. Fandom should be fun. <3
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